I have an ache that swells in me like a tide. Sticky and insatiable, it laps up my spine.
“Foolish creature,” it whispers. “You are not KPIs and rent payments. You are flesh and desire, darkness and divinity. An impossible amalgam of exquisite stardust rocketing through an endless void and your friends are fucking hot go lick them.”
So for my birthday I’d like to cordially invite you to join me in The Deep End.
The Evening Of
August 1, 2026
3:00 PM · Pool Party
8:00 PM · The Deep End
The House
A North Bay estate. Pool, hot tub, several rooms. Live music. Sensual performance. Soft places to land.
Attire
Wear your most expensive lingerie.
Black & Gold.
You know how to impress me.
The Registry